Monday, November 13, 2006

Wild Strawberries eaten in The Silence lead to Cries and Whispers

...due to food poisoning. We'll ignore any effects that mingling with alternatively qualified multiculturally uplifted self-expressive individuals may cause. (Today is political correctness day.)

Bergmania is a pandemic disease that can affect even the die-hard Mithunda fan[1]. SIR model apart, the usual cure for this is identical to any vaccination: a small (or, as in this case, large) dose of the organism causing the disease in the first place. It appears that the pensioners hellhole is now safe from this disease, if the diminishing crowds at the screenings were any indication. (At least, until the next crop of new-age cellphone abusers cinema fans is spawned by the machines.)

Without more background noise, let's do a blinkered breakup and breakdown of a set of truly great movies:


  1. Smultronstället (1957) aka Wild Strawberries

    An escapee from the deadly Borg, Professor Borg is finally honoured for his desperate deeds and dashing bravery in support of the enterprise by some sort of medal, and so is on his way to an unfortunately named Swedish university. A few dreams, hitchhikers and accidents later, he discovers the meaning of life. Unfortunately, we are not the recipients of such information.



  2. Tystnaden (1963) aka The Silence

    A great entertainer, this one - not least, because it was punctuated rather effectively by an operatic rendition of "The Two Rings".

    IMDB notes parenthetically that this movie was the Lady Chatterley of Swedish cinema, which is perhaps appropriate. Like that book, it is long, rather boring and at best, pointless. And given what it opened the floodgates for, you wonder if it might have been better if it was banned.



  3. Viskningar och rop (1972) aka Cries and Whispers

    This movie is in colour, which seems somewhat appropriate, as the director had discovered a new special effect when working in such an unfamiliar medium: the fade. A lot of fades to and from Red (black is so mainstream) intersperse the tired old cinderella story of the sick and wealthy heiress, her grasping sisters, the devoted slave and the rabid prince. Well, maybe not the last one.



All in all, movies you should not miss. Use high-CEP weapons, though.


[1] 80's action heroes, personally. Bruiser Willis, Steven "Eric"
Seagal und die Gubernator, vhere are you when you're needed?

3 comments:

The Alternate Moebyus said...

> Alternatively qualified
well, it was merely a reference to their JNUlike origins, as opposed to more ...conventional forms of education.

By the way, Ole Bergman does have a decent nordic harem, see:

B. Andersson
I. Thulin
L. Ullmann

mental baba said...

methinks the proletariat needs more than just a diploma from the govinda school of ideology to get into your matrix. but more than that, it was with immense glee that i noted the way you spelt the word 'colour'

The Alternate Moebyus said...

Um. "colour"? "color"?

The matrix is hermitian, sparse, and positive semidefinite, by the way...